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World’s funniest joke

The winning joke, which was later found to be based on a 1951 Goon Show sketch by Spike Milligan,[2] was submitted by Gurpal Gosal of Manchester:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”[3]

The second place finisher and early leader was this joke, submitted by Geoff Anandappa of Blackpool:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see.” Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.” Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.” And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

While this was the top joke in the UK:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

송지석 내용 요약
1. 숲에서 사냥꾼 두 명 중 한 명이 깔림. 죽은거 같음. 다른 사냥꾼이 119에 전화를 걸어 “친구가 죽은거 같아요, 어떻게 하죠?”라고 함. 상담원이 진정하시고 진짜 죽었는지 다시 확인해보라고 함. 잠시 침묵, 신고를 한 사냥꾼이 쓰러진 친구에게 총을 쏴본 후(!) “자 이제 어떻게 하죠?” 라고 함ㅋ

2. 셜록홈즈와 왓슨이 야영을 하는데 한밤중에 셜록이 왓슨을 깨우고서 별이 쏟아질듯한 하늘을 가리키며 질문을 함. 뭐가 보이냐고. 왓슨이 “하늘엔 무수한 별들이 있고 또 그중엔 우리와 같이 생명이 있는 별도 있을거야” 라고 함. 셜록은 “야 멍청아 그건(하늘이 보인다는것) 누가 우리 텐트 훔쳐갔단 거잖아!” 라고 함ㅋ

3.한 여자가 아기를 안고 버스에 탔는데 버스기사가 “와, 내가 본 중 최고로 못생긴 아이요!” 라고 함. 여자는 약이 올라 버스 뒤쪽으로 가 앉으며 옆의 남자에게 “운전기사가 나를 모욕했어요!” 라고 함. 그러자 남자가 말했음. “가서 따지세요! 제가 당신을 위해서 그 원숭이를 들고 있을게요” 라고 ㅋ